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What Men Lie to Their Women About Most Often: A Shameful List
If people told each other the truth when they met, countless couples would break up on the first date.
For women, it's simple. Most people hide their weight, their age, and who they are from their past. Women tend to downplay all of that.
But with men it's the other way around. They like to exaggerate. And the range of their lies is much richer. Here's an approximate list: And if all this is not about your chosen one, then you're very lucky. Because many people are very happy to hang noodles on you as soon as they discover free ears.
1. "They can't do anything at work without me. Crooked, stupid. "The whole process will stop until you try it yourself." Perhaps this is true and you have acquired a truly irreplaceable specimen. Then again, he is your favorite and unique person, and for you personally, without him, the Earth would definitely turn in the wrong direction. But there are drivers, for example, who will not go anywhere without the advice of the CEO.
2. "I work as a taxi driver for fun. In fact, I run a business with my brother transporting cars from the Far East to the capital." "I'm temporarily working as a security guard, and I had to replace someone. "But I'm the manager here and a former helicopter pilot." The stupidest of all male legends. This story is true in about 0.001% of cases.
3. "I trusted him with everything: my entire business, my apartment, my SUV. He walked away with his toothbrush and fought to get it back from that bitch during the divorce. So, I'm working as an advertising manager now and I'll be staying with you for now. But is it possible to get a loan on your own? Do you need a car?" Women have big teeth now. Only the most naive people would do such a thing. Indeed, no one who left their entire family fortune would ever say so. And when he does, suspicion creeps in. Did he leave her his own apartment, the one she grew up in and which her father got in 1968, that he had previously chosen for her?
At this point, you have the following options: “I took her to the Maldives every six months and bought her eight fur coats, but she turned out to be a real bitch and didn’t appreciate me at all. So now I have a mental trauma. But you are not that kind of person, you are not a merchant...” Men, what answer do you expect from this poem? “Yes, I am not that kind of person. I will take you to the Maldives myself.” Perhaps, over time, you will meet a young woman with a sense of humor. He will accept this and answer: “I am worse off. They have to take me to Paris every month.” Then do everything possible to avoid punishment.
4. "I pay big alimony, my ex-lover lives happily on this alimony, and I support her too." The girl, you are sure, did not grow up on the moon. She has at least one friend or classmate who received alimony as a child. So she knows the real amount.
5. “My ex and I have been roommates for a long time, we sleep in different rooms. There is nothing that connects us. We only maintain the appearance of a family for the sake of the child.” This is a very common lie that does not stand up to criticism. Because for many people, coliving and shared housing is a family. We do a thousand little things together, like stocking the fridge with groceries, sharing a car, sharing household chores, and much more. If that is not a strong relationship, then what is? And the room you sleep in is dark matter known only to you.
6. "I am different from other people!" Be careful. This statement must be proven, not just said. Otherwise, you will be a nightingale who says: "You will not find anyone like me!" And get the answer - "This is exactly what I want!"
7. Centimeters (Yes, you know exactly what I'm talking about. By the way, did you remember to hide the text from children's eyes? We have strict laws.) Let's agree that the male and female lines simply do not match.
This point can be expanded. People often lie about any achievements. If you jumped with a parachute, at 15,000m. A grown pumpkin will weigh 62 kg. etc. Men like to look like heroes.
8. But men only lie about the future, not about their past achievements. “Let’s buy a house! Let’s build a sauna! Let’s raise a dog, three! Eight children! And we’ll definitely travel half the world, so just wait…”
Broken promises are probably the number one complaint women have when they break up. That's how we live and fight with each other. She lies about the past, and he lies about the future. And as long as we forgive each other for these things, the relationship is fine.
P.S. Of course, the list seemed a bit aggressive to me. However, judging by the woman's public pages and social networks, this is very important.